shardsofbards:

Stannis you are a brave, brave man,

wrestling Selyse’s mustache like a champ,

although the thought alone made you shiver,

you still managed to deliver.

Everybody is grateful for this,

otherwise Shireen would be missed,

by Patchface, Edric Storm and others,

Although her Greyscale more than bothers.

- by Lady of Oldcastle

swallowedkeys:

Stannis during the seige of Storm’s End (a ‘story’ which wouldn’t fit in linndechir’s ask box)

Stannis Baratheon had thought his childhood was over the day he saw his parents’ bloated bodies wash ashore in Shipbreaker Bay, he’d never imagined how many more illusions he had that needed to…

我滴国王，你也太受了！！这么容易就被美丽姐推倒啦！！

美丽姐！！用不用那么激情伸舌头啊！！

fuckyeahcomputerscience:

printf("Goodbye world");

;

hackedy:

John McCarthy, the inventor of LISP, has style.

Don’t… Plz

Always, 

Hello World!